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Old Feb 26, 2007, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #4881
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*laughs at the self proclaimed "legend"*
"Son you need to learn you can't proclaim yourself a legend"
*asorbs the fire, heals doc and myself*
*sends a fiery twister at BHC*
*twister throws the "legend" out of the bar*
*leaves him severely burned with third degree burns*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 26, 2007, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #4882
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(lol ty Spazz I try)

*wonders how Bitch accomplished all this with no hands or feet and only being seconds away from impending death from a stick grenede strapped to his back and decides that it was all jus a lil fantasy made up in Bitch's aka BHC's mind, from an overload of pain*

"And spazz, lol u dont need to hide we will have at u too in due time man, we have at each other at times, its jus when someone thinks they are as good as us, that they get the royal treatment. prime example Bitch(BHC)"

*smiles*

*puts pwnds hair out with a bucket of ice cold water*

"Hey pwnd should I drag up that potion taht Sir Slayer made that makes u impervious to all things except soakin in a tub full of alcohol, or just continue being my godlike self?"

*decides to be Doc*

*hops in hotub out on the veranda and pops open a corona*

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Old Feb 26, 2007, 11:39 PM // 23:39   #4883
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"Nah just be your godlike self"
*sits in hottub relaxing*
*sips beer*
*shoots fireballs at random peoples*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #4884
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*watches random passersby run around in circles on fire*

*shrugs*

*sips corona*
*toasts pwnd*

"this is the life senor this is the life!"
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #4885
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*sips beer*
*toasts to Doc*
"Si, this is defiently the life for me"
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #4886
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*Hey*

*Picks up the noob Doc, and promtly sticks a grenade down this Thorat*
*Mr.Pwnd and Doc, I am a funny person to mess with,as I can come out of no where kids*
*Doc Expoldes as I walks away*
*Kicks Pwnd DIck off while he is still down*
*Call me later boys when I actually like to beat the crap out of you guys some more,bye losers,craxy kids*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 06:18 AM // 06:18   #4887
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*steps out of a rift in the air*

*laughs as he sees his doppleganger explode in to tiny bits*

"000 sn4pz I 2 can tlak like a tard ass cause im leetzor cool man.....u stupa n00bzor haxer"

"need I say more anyone? or shall I rest my case?"

*decides his case has just proven itself*

*hops in hotub and pops open another corona*

"Big smile... BIIIIIG smile"

*smiles*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 10:05 AM // 10:05   #4888
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*sets fire to the hottub*
*sets fire to the water*
*burns things*
*burns BHC*
*burns doc*
*burns Pwnd*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 02:45 PM // 14:45   #4889
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*sips beer*
*asorbs flames*
*burns fallen*
*sits in flaming hottub*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #4890
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*Hey*

*try again *
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 07:15 PM // 19:15   #4891
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*sips beer*
*looks at BHC*
*debates whether he is worth my time*
*decides he's not*
*tells one of my lil minions to take him*
*sips beer*
*relaxes*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #4892
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*Casts "Herpes" on BHC*
"I don't think you get it, do ya kid?"
*Watches BHC grimace in agony*
*Swings from ceiling fan, spraying gasoline in circles*
*Lights gasoline with cig from several posts ago*
*Juggles babies*
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49   #4893
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*sips beer*
*relaxes in the hot tub*
*watches Spaz own BHC*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #4894
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*nods once to Spazz and decides hes an ok guy*

*snaps fingers and makes a new beer appear in his hand*

*nods to spazz*

*snaps* *Beers appear for pwnd and myself*

*grabs revolver and shoots Bitch once in the leg*

*gives fallen a warning glance and tells him to refer to the previous page if hes wondering why*

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Old Feb 28, 2007, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #4895
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*Enters Bar*
Hey all
*Orders beer*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #4896
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*sips beer*
*watches people beat each other up*
*relaxes in hot tub*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 07:56 AM // 07:56   #4897
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*climbs into the hot tub*
*decides it's not hot enough*
*replaces the water with petrol*
*sets fire to it*
"that's better"
*throws a flaming beer to Spazzmo for beating up BHC*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 02:40 PM // 14:40   #4898
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*thanks fallen for making it warmer*
*sips beer*
*throws fireballs at random people*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #4899
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*Flies off of ceiling fan, as he is now holding 2 free beers*
"Hey, thanks guys."
*Smashes into glassware behind bar*
*Drinks regular beer from Doc*
"Delicious, what brand is this?"
*Drinks flaming beer from Fallen*
*Flames and beer leak out of the myraid cuts from glassware*
"Well, at least the wounds are clean!"
*Begins picking glass out of his cuts*
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Old Feb 28, 2007, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #4900
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*sips beer*
*relaxes some more in the hot tub*
*vaporizes a table*
*vaporizes a set of stairs*
*sets the bathroom on fire*
*sips beer*
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